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Someone to brush my teeth with. Because 9 of out 10 dentist say that brushing alone wont prevent thooth decay. No weirdos please.

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1. The Doctor tells a guy: “I don’t like the way your wife looks”.

“I know” says the guy, “but she’s a good cook and the kids like her.”

2. My boss told us that a customer complained about an employee with bad posture.

I have a hunch it was me.

3. What do knitters get for valentine's day?

a green sheep . . get it? . . an olive ewe

4. Tell me if it's already been done...

"Yo' mama so fat, when she got baptized there was a tsunami."

5. Me: "When I have alphabet soup, I only eat the vowels." Wife: "Why?"

Me: "Sometimes"

6. Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?

She keeps running away from the ball.

7. I ran into a snake on vacation.

He was staying at a nearby anacondo.

8. Yo mama so dumb, she thinks DOGE is her favorite sex position.

9. What happens when M&M’s can’t agree on anything?

They reach an M-passe…..

10. My great grandfather invented the cold air balloon

It never really took off

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